At the Interview- by Ed Aust

I wore a stove pipe hat and set my beard ablaze. “Please have a seat on that spike in the corner.” “I’d rather stand,” I said, but plopped down anyway. “What can you offer us?” they asked. I clawed out my eyes and passed them around. I spoke of my diverse skills and pulled […]

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